Aries: The BEST zodiac sign

Aug 19

Most to Least Controlling (trying to manipulate how you live)

zodiac—signs:

Leo
Scorpio
Aries
Taurus
Cancer
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
Virgo
Gemini
Libra

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Aries facts — Aries can make you cry, give you the evil eye or be your ride or die, that’s up to how you treat them.

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Aries facts — Aries can make you cry, give you the evil eye or be your ride or die, that’s up to how you treat them.

Aug 18

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Aries

zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Aries

Aug 17

The Signs in love/crushing

zodiac—signs:

Aries:
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Taurus:
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Gemini:
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Cancer:
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Leo:
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Virgo:
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Libra:
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Scorpio:
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Sagittarius:
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Capricorn:
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Aquarius:
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Pisces:
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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

Aug 16

Aries will tell you what they think about you to your face whether you like it or not.

(Source: instagram.com, via thezodiaczone)

Aug 15

An Aries will know if you are lying to their face.

astrolocherry:

aries cannot accept limitations because within themselves they see every possibility

Aug 14

astrolocherry:

aries are full of matchsticks they are forever igniting to erupt into new flames. they are agile in mind and body and rejuvenate from their own exertion of energy

Shit the Signs Say When They’ve Taken Someone Captive

shitthesignssay:

Aries- Idk, I thought this would be a little more interesting. Now that you’re tied up, I’m a little bit bored. I’m going out.

Taurus- That was way harder than I thought it would be. Just stay her a sec,heh. I gotta go get an energy drink.

Gemini- *slaps you* WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF JUNE 2? KiDding, you were at my birthday party, duuh.

Cancer- I could have offered you the easy way, but nobody ever choose that so I just assumed….aaaaaaand now we’re here!

Leo- HA HA HA I DID IT! NOW YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY ENTIRE PLAN WHICH I WILL TELL YOU FOR NO LOGICAL REASON BUT TO GLOAT!

Virgo- I’m going to jail. Am I ready for jail? Is anyone really ready for jail? Did you see my face yet??

Libra- I don’t know if I used the right kind of rope. I wish they had review to help you make these kinds of everyday decisions. I could go buy more, I suppose. You promise not to leave?

Scorpio- Oh…you’re not…I’m sorry…I thought you were someone else. Fuck.

Sagittarius- You’re tied the fuck up, motherfucker!

Capricorn- I’m almost insulted that you didn’t see this coming. Then again, I guess that’s why you’re tied up and I’m not.

Aquarius- Mind helping me set up some IKEA furniture?

Pisces- Now that I have you…want some tea? How many sugars do you take?

Though Aries aren’t usually good at keeping money, they love earning or receiving money.

Aug 13

zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Aries

zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Aries

What the Signs Value Most in Others

shitthesignssay:

Aries- Directness

Taurus- Commitment

Gemini- Communication

Cancer- Cooperation

Leo- Appreciation

Virgo- Acceptance

Libra- Compromise

Scorpio- Trust

Sagittarius- Honesty

Capricorn- Reliability

Aquarius- Openness

Pisces- Empathy