How to: Win the Heart of a Lesbian Aries
If you meet an Aries, remember: sex and sizzle now, deal with the overcooked steak later. Aries are physical animals, which means if you play your cards right, you’ll soon be biting into a tender piece of beefcake. How to lure the ram? Tie yourself to the railroad tracks and let her come rescue you. Or, better yet, tie on some antlers and graze peacefully in the Serengeti. Find out where she stands on any political issue and play devil’s advocate — few Aries can resist mental stimulation. Whether it’s a thrilling rescue or a grueling hunt, the challenge gets Aries hot and bothered.
Passion and energy come naturally to those born under this sign — the Ram’s love is always getting lost in a burning ring of fire. Aries is the dark, svelte woman who leans in a little too close on the first date and gropes you playfully on the second — or by the second course. Sound predatory? You betcha. This sign lives to seduce and loves to love. Problem is, they like to catch their prey first and ask questions later. If you find yourself melting in the embrace of Aries’ gorgeous biceps, Thunder and Lightening, beware! Just when you’re feeling comfortable, she might be having second thoughts. To truly win the ram, you’ll have to prove you’re strong and brave enough to keep up.
The first station on the zodiac, Aries is just a baby; but what these ladies lack in technical expertise what they make up for in enthusiasm. In bed, as in life, Aries likes to experiment and take the lead; if you’re smart, you’ll struggle a little before you succumb. You’re just so much tastier that way. She’ll also like the playful competition of girl fighting, and enjoy you when you’re on all fours. If she’s doing something wrong, muster all your tact and gently suggest something different. Funny thing about Aries: they can dish it out, but taking makes them cry. When she gets it right, reward her with some gentle touching and tender words of affection. After all, babies just want to be loved.
What To Expect On A Lesbian Aries Date:
- Base jumping.
- Base thumping house and techno.
- Going to the after-party. And the after-after-party.
- The Vespa ride of a lifetime.
- Eyes that undress you — might want to wear clean underwear.
- Meeting her live-in ex.
- Delicious, all-night sex.
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