Why Aries is the best Zodiac sign EVER:
Do I even have to explain why? I mean, it’s kind of a natural given. We’re the first sign of the fucking Zodiac— we are number one!
"Oh, that means nothing, it’s just the order blah blah blah."
No, fuck you. We are number one— we are the best! What makes us the best? Everything we do makes us the best! We’re leaders; we lead others and THEY follow us. Why do they follow us? Because we’re the best… obviously.
"Is that the only thing you’re good at: leading others?"
Shit no! We’re good at EVERYTHING! Well, except for being cautious and thinking things through but, that’d make us boring and we are definitely NOT boring. We’re always energetic, entertaining, and filled with life! Can you say that about everyone else? Boring Virgo? Cautious Cancer? I don’t think so!
"Well, I bet you guys don’t make love like the other signs!"
You’re right, we don’t. We do it BETTER. A night spent with an Aries is one that no one can forget and do you want to know what? One night stands are totally okay with most of us! We love playing rough and trying new things: sex will be different and amazing each time!
"So, you don’t care about the people you sleep with, you just like to have fun?"
No way! We’re super passionate with the ones we love and treat our lover like they are the only person that matters. We care about them!
"If you care about them so much why are you so selfish?"
We’re really not as selfish as it seems! We just have to watch our backs, fight for our beliefs, and make sure number one is satisfied before we worry about others! We love our friends and families and would do ANYTHING for them. We stand up for others AND ourselves. We’re natural born protectors, after all.
"So, you beat up other people to protect the ones you love?"
Hell yeah, we do! If someone we love is in trouble, we’re the first to spring into action!
"It’s really annoying when you’re so hyper though and you can be pretty intimidating— you’re all such bitches!"
We can’t help it that we’re so energetic! We love life and want to enjoy it as much as possible. We won’t be here forever after all! And we’re NOT bitches— we are highly opinionated, very confrontational and outspoken people! We can’t help it that others are easily offended by our honesty!
"But, how will you get ahead in life if everyone thinks you’re bitches?"
Ha, no need to worry about that! Us Aries strive to succeed and try hard in all that we do. We are very ambitious individuals and often go on to make all our dreams and goals come true! We never give up and accept challenges that come our way! We’re winners, not quitters.
"Wow, you guys DO sound pretty awesome!"
That’s right! We’re the best sign in the zodiac— we’re number one!
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